4.8★ · 18 reviews E-cup 3D bust · built-in onahole channel 100-day no-questions returns Discreet plain-box shipping Free worldwide shipping over $99
“Netflix and chill” was never about Netflix. The YELOLAB Quickie is a full 3D kyonyuu E-cup oppai chest with a real onahole channel built in — 1.5 kg of soft jiggle-weight TPE that lies on you, not in a drawer. You said you wanted a quickie. You bought 3.3 lb of waifu. We respect the upgrade.
Meet the Quickie: E-cup oppai, on-demand chill
This isn’t a sleeve — it’s a 3D kyonyuu (big-breasts) chest piece with a built-in onahole channel running through it. YELOLAB sculpted a soft, weighted E-cup bust in skin-feel TPE, with a functional textured tunnel underneath so the “chill” part is fully hands-on. At 1.5 kg it has real heft and jiggle — you lie it across you and let physics do the rest. It’s the oppai fantasy with an actual on-ramp, not a flat panel. Quickie by name. Committed relationship by weight.
Why $149.99 not $300 (the math)
The $300 compare-at is what a full-weight 3D kyonyuu oppai onahole runs at the Akihabara import shop once you stack the import markup and the discreet-shipping anxiety tax — these big chest pieces are expensive to ship, which is exactly why the savings here matter. ADP’s direct-import price is 50% off, ships in a plain box with “gift” on the customs label, and carries the 100-day no-questions return no Amazon seller will ever offer on an opened personal product. The savings come from cutting the import middleman, not from skimping on the 1.5 kg of soft TPE. She arrives every bit as jiggly as advertised.
What’s actually in the box
| Detail |
Spec |
| Type |
3D kyonyuu oppai chest piece with built-in onahole channel |
| Cup size |
E-cup — full sculpted 3D bust, soft jiggle-weight |
| Onahole channel |
Textured internal tunnel running through the body — ribbed + nub feel |
| Body material |
Soft skin-feel TPE — weighted for realistic jiggle and lie-on-you heft |
| Overall dimensions |
~9 in (~23 cm) wide × ~6 in (~15 cm) deep (est.) |
| Channel length |
~6 in (~15 cm) usable internal tunnel (est.) |
| Weight |
3.3 lb (1.5 kg) — stated weight, full-body oppai heft |
| Compatible with |
Water-based lubes ✓ · warm-water rinse ✓ · air-dry ✓ |
| Not great with |
Silicone-based lubes (will degrade TPE over time) · dishwasher (no) |
| Scent |
Mild TPE smell out of the box, dissipates after first wash + cornstarch dusting |
| Discreet shipping |
Plain outer box · no anime art · customs reads “gift” or “toy” |
| SKU |
OH-034 |
What’s in the box
- 1× YELOLAB Quickie E-cup 3D oppai chest onahole (1.5 kg)
- Plain outer shipping box — no anime art, no brand markings, customs form reads “gift”
- Care card with cornstarch / cleanup / storage tips (the “keep her happy” protocol)
- Discreet, no-signature delivery — she arrives looking like any other heavy parcel
Receive her in 3 steps
- Add the Quickie to cart. One E-cup oppai chest, no variant maze. At $149.99 she sails past the $99 free-shipping line solo — no add-on math required.
- Wait for the plain box. Handling 1–2 business days, then 7–14 days standard shipping to the US and most countries (express ≤7 days available at checkout). She’s a heavier parcel, but the plain outer packaging and “gift” customs label give nothing away. Your roommate sees nothing. Your mom sees nothing. The mailman stopped asking years ago.
- Rinse, lube, chill. Warm-water rinse the channel out of the box, water-based lube only (silicone will kill the TPE), enjoy responsibly, post-session warm-water flush, air-dry fully, light cornstarch dust, store flat in the included pouch or original box. Treat her right and she stays soft and jiggly for years.
Made for
- Oppai/kyonyuu enjoyers who want the full 3D E-cup bust experience, not a flat sleeve
- Buyers who specifically want weight and jiggle — the 1.5 kg lie-on-you heft is the whole appeal
- The “Netflix and chill, party of one” crowd who want a hands-on chest, not just a channel
- Anyone who needs the package to not announce its contents to parents, roommates, or curious partners
- Buyers comparing this to cheap Amazon “male massagers” that arrive with the product name printed on the customs label in 36-point font
100-Day No-Questions Guarantee
Order her. Open her. Use her. If the Quickie isn’t right — channel texture, scent, the weight is more than you bargained for, anything — full refund within 100 days, no questions, no awkward email exchange. Return shipping in the same plain box she arrived in. Most shops give you 30 days (or zero) on an opened personal product. We give you 100, because the buyer who orders a 1.5 kg E-cup oppai onahole online deserves an absolutely zero-judgment return window. We’ve been doing this since 2008.
FAQ — the questions you almost asked
Is this a flat panel or a full 3D chest?
Full 3D. This is a sculpted E-cup kyonyuu bust with real depth and weight, not a flat boob-pad with a hole. The whole body has dimension and jiggle, and the onahole channel runs through it. You lie it on you and it behaves like a weighted chest, because it basically is one.
Where exactly is the onahole channel?
It’s a textured internal tunnel built through the body, roughly ~6 in (~15 cm) of usable length with a ribbed-and-nub feel. So the “chill” isn’t just visual — there’s a functional channel doing the work while the E-cup body delivers the weight and softness on top. Best of both.
How heavy is 1.5 kg, really?
About 3.3 lb — genuine lie-on-you heft. That’s the point of an oppai piece like this: the weight gives realistic jiggle and presence a light sleeve can’t. It’s substantial without being a workout. Just know she’s a heavier parcel in shipping, which is also why the $300 import price exists and the 50% off matters.
Is the package discreet for something this big?
Yes. Plain brown outer box, no anime art, no brand name, no “ADULT” sticker, customs form reads “gift” or “toy.” It’s a bigger, heavier box than a sleeve, but from the outside it looks like any ordinary heavy parcel. Nobody on the porch is decoding the contents.
How long does shipping take to the US?
Handling is 1–2 business days before she leaves the warehouse. Standard shipping is 7–14 days to the US and most countries (free on orders $99+, which she clears alone). Express shipping is 7 days or less at checkout. Track it through the email confirmation. No signature required.
What lube should I use with her?
Water-based only. Silicone-based lubes slowly degrade TPE, and oil-based is also a no. If you don’t have water-based lube, ADP carries Performance Booster (OH-OT-159) with the same plain-box shipping and 100-day guarantee. A bigger channel like this one drinks a bit more lube, so stock up.
How do I clean the channel on a piece this size?
Warm-water flush through the channel before and after, mild soap on the outside, clear-water rinse through the tunnel until it runs clean. Because she’s heavy and dense, give her the full air-dry — stand or prop her so the channel drains, no dishwasher, no hot water, no microwave. Once fully dry, cornstarch dust (NOT talc) and store flat.
Does she have a smell out of the box?
Mild. Fresh TPE has a slight rubbery scent on arrival — that’s the material, not a defect. Because there’s more material here, give her a thorough first warm-water rinse and a full 24-hour air-dry with a cornstarch dust; that removes about 90% of it. After that she smells like nothing.
How do I store something this big discreetly?
Store her flat in the included pouch or her original box, somewhere cool and out of direct sun (heat is TPE’s enemy). She’s larger than a sleeve, so a closet shelf or under-bed bin works better than a drawer. Fully dried and cornstarch-dusted before storage keeps her soft and odor-free between sessions.
Can I return her if I open her and don’t love her?
Yes. 100 days, no questions, opened or unopened, no “but you used it” interrogation. Plain-box return shipping. Most shops won’t accept opened personal products at all. We do, because making you live with a $150 oppai piece you’re not into is not how we run this business.