Onahole Starter Guide

 

 

 

 

The Naughty but Essential Guide to Cleaning Your Onahole 

Alright, folks, you’ve had your fun.  But after the fireworks, it’s time for some adulting—because even your trusty Onahole deserves a little TLC. Let’s keep it fresh, clean, and ready for the next round of your extracurricular activities. 

Step 1: The Post-Game Rinse

So, you’ve just finished your... intense workout.  First things first, take your Onahole to the sink like the responsible adult you are. Flip it inside out (don’t be shy; it’s flexible for a reason) and give it a good rinse under warm water. Think of it as a refreshing shower after a hard day’s work. 

Pro Tip: Don’t use boiling water unless you want to make your Onahole look like it’s been in a microwave accident. Let’s keep things warm, not scalding. 

 

 

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Step 2: Lather It Up, Baby

Now it’s time to get soapy.  Grab a mild, unscented liquid soap—because your Onahole doesn’t need to smell like a tropical vacation, it just needs to be clean. Work up a gentle lather inside and outside. Be thorough. You don’t want any leftovers hanging around, if you catch my drift. 

What Not to Do:
Thinking about using your fancy peppermint shower gel? Resist the urge. Your Onahole doesn’t need to feel the burn. 

Need help deciding? Here's a simple guide

 

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Step 3: The Rinse-Off

Once you’ve soaped it up, rinse it out like you’re washing your favorite coffee mug—you know, the one you actually care about.  Make sure there’s no soap left inside, or you might be in for some soapy surprises during your next session.

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Step 4: The Drying Process (No, Not THAT Kind)

Now, grab a lint-free towel (yes, that’s a thing) and gently pat your Onahole dry. Don’t rub hard—this isn’t a car wash. You want it dry but not traumatized. Once you’ve done that, let it air dry in a clean, open space.

Avoid This:
Shoving it in a drawer while it’s still wet. Unless you want your Onahole to turn into a science experiment.  

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Step 5: Powder Up!

Once your Onahole is dry, it’s time for some pampering. A light dusting of talcum powder (or cornstarch if you’re feeling fancy) will keep it soft, supple, and smooth—just like the day you met.  This step is basically the spa treatment for your toy.

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Step 6: Safe Storage, No Judgement

Now that your Onahole is sparkling clean, store it in a dust-free, dry, and airy location. Bonus points if you have a storage bag—it’s like a sleeping bag for your trusty companion. 

Not Cool:
Leaving it out in the open where your nosy roommate might mistake it for a modern art sculpture. 

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A Final Word of Wisdom

Cleaning your Onahole isn’t just about hygiene—it’s about respect.  Treat it well, and it’ll treat you well. Neglect it, and, well... let’s just say your next session might come with some uninvited extras. So be thorough, stay classy, and keep your playtime partner in tip-top shape.

And remember: A clean Onahole is a happy Onahole.