Petite Cow-Girl Waifu — Mini TPE Playmate Doll | OH-MDL-005

Plain brown box. No brand name, no anime art, no descriptive label. Carrier scan shows the shipper only — never “love doll,” never “ADP,” never anything you wouldn’t want printed on a postcard. Customs declarations read “toy,” “gift,” or “pillow cover” depending on destination. Same as every ADP order. Your secret is safe with the brown cardboard.

Mini is 80 cm (2.63 ft / 31.5 in) — smaller than most plush dakimakura when laid flat. Grand is 100 cm (3.28 ft / 39.4 in) — about the size of a 3-year-old human, give or take. Both weigh ~10 kg (22 lb), so you can lift and reposition one-handed. Both fit easily in a standard closet on a hanger or shelf. Neither will dominate the room when displayed.

Mini (A) is the 80 cm full set — smaller, lighter, easier to hide, easier to ship. Grand (B) is the 100 cm full set — same proportions scaled up, more presence on a bed or in a photo shoot. Wig + Costume (C) is just the cow-girl outfit (wig, ears, bikini set) — for collectors who already own a compatible 80–100 cm TPE doll and want to swap her into cow mode for a session. Most first-time buyers go Mini. Most repeat buyers wish they’d gone Grand.

Premium TPE, body-safe, hypoallergenic for the vast majority of skin types. There’s a faint “new TPE” smell on first unboxing — air her out for 24 hours and it dissipates. She won’t stain light sheets, but dark dyes (cheap cosplay clothes, denim, the cow-print itself if it’s damp) can transfer onto TPE over weeks of contact. Keep her in lighter loungewear when you’re not actively cosplay-shooting and she’ll stay factory-clean.

Yes — water-based only. Silicone-based lube reacts with TPE over time and will eat into her skin (we’ve seen the photos, they are sad). Oil-based lube stains and breaks down the polymer. Water-based is the universal-donor here — works for both intimate portals, rinses out with warm water, doesn’t leave a residue. We sell Virgin Lubies (OH-OT-137) in 300 ml bottles if you want to add to cart and clear the $99 free-shipping threshold in one move.

Not the dishwasher. Please. Warm-water rinse (no soap inside the portals — soap residue causes irritation), pat dry with a microfiber towel, then dust with a light coating of corn starch or baby powder to keep the TPE feeling soft and not tacky. The cleaning kit OH-OT-135 has a flexible irrigator + drying stick built for this exact job — if you’re going to keep her around longer than a weekend, it’s worth $15.

Yes — that’s half the fun. Standard wig cap fits any 1/3 to 1/2 scale doll wig (Etsy, Aliexpress, anime con vendors). The cow-print bikini is removable and the doll fits most petite-frame outfits in the 80–100 cm range. Repeat customers usually pick up 2–3 outfits over the first year — maid, school uniform, bunny suit, swim, etc. Same waifu, infinite drip.

Fully articulated metal frame — head turns, arms bend at shoulders/elbows/wrists, hips/knees/ankles all move. She holds poses for cosplay shoots without flopping. Don’t bend joints past their natural human range — the skeleton is steel, but the TPE around it can split if you force a knee backwards. If you’re posing for photos, support major joints with a cushion or stand — same as you’d treat a high-end action figure.

2–5 years of regular use with proper care — water-based lube only, gentle washing, corn-starch dusting, stored cool and dry out of sunlight. TPE is soft and skin-like, but it’s not silicone — it does soften and dull over time, especially if exposed to heat above 40°C / 104°F or left in a hot car. Treat her like the premium TPE she is and she’ll outlast most relationships. (We don’t make the rules.)

Standard shipping: 7–14 days worldwide. Express: 5–7 days. Free worldwide shipping on orders over $99 — the Mini Full Set hits that threshold on its own at full price; if it’s on sale, add lube or a cleaning kit to clear it. US orders typically ship from regional fulfillment so they trend toward the fast end. You’ll get a discreet tracking link — carrier name only, no product info.

100-day no-questions returns. Full refund, even on opened orders — just tell us what went wrong (size mismatch, TPE issue, wig defect, anything) so we can flag the batch and do better. Plain-box return label, plain-box shipping out. We have seen every story. None of them surprise us anymore.

Both, depending on you. She has two intimate portals built in for adult use, and she’s also a fully posable display piece for cosplay photography or shelf display. Plenty of customers buy her purely as a 1/3-scale anime statue with a swappable outfit. Plenty of others buy her for the other reason. We don’t ask. We don’t track. We just ship the box.